Do I look pregnant or do I look fat?

One day last week, Leo and I were enjoying our usual morning stroll during the coolest part of the day. Across the street, a group of four construction workers were waiting outside a house for the project manager. Below is what I heard them say. Keep in mind, it could have been my stuffed up ears, it could have been my paranoid pregnant self, or this conversation really could have happened. Either way, I swear this is what I heard:


Overweight, older worker in white t-shirt: "Does that girl look pregnant?"

Other workers: Grunts and nods

Same guy: "Someone needs to tell her to walk that dog more often."

Really? Did I really just hear him say that? It is almost too ridiculous. I must have made it up in my overactive imagination. I know he said something while looking in my direction, and I must just be paranoid enough to think it was about me and my growing belly. I puzzled over it all morning.

It was wierd. I've avoided those workers ever since... Although I think I made the whole thing up. Just another exciting morning walk for Leo and me.